brookie was bemoaning the fact that she always gets stuck with pie-eating men. she has been a vegetarian forever.
i don't eat meatpies, but i LOVE bacon, roast lamb/beef/pork/chicken, and tender, aged, steak makes me very happy, but i try to go for quality over quantity... happy animals over ground up bits of factory meat. that said i don't mind some good sausages*
*do you hear me sausage club? or jonathan of collingwood?
'are they all like that?' she asked.
'nuh, look at poor vego adam and ed, stuck with sausage-eating dell and rachael...'
at this point i think we both spilled beer on ourselves...
2 comments:
Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal ate all the pies.
Veggo boys with carniverous girlfiends? Has the world gone mad?
(Answer: Yes.)
You're welcome.
i'm concerned for the accuracy of your reporting.
signed,
ate a piece of chorizo,
melbourne city
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