dutch smoked

I just tried to convince Adam that we need to buy a whole giant sausage of smoked cheese, which I could then carve into a handsomely woody log, which I would then carry around with a knife to whittle off little morsels for whoever crossed my path...

Perhaps I shouldn't mention that we also discussed cheese gender & gay marriage and the benefits of living in the worlds most liberal society, for Adam at least, cause without a doubt a big sausage of smoky cheese is surely masculine and if you were to marry a log of cheese, this would be the place to do it.

Whoops, too late.