go web go

alfie's been asking me if I would like to be able to climb walls like spiderman. he would. I have no real desire to walk up walls except perhaps as an occasional party trick, not to be expected… what about to breathe underwater, see into the future, x-ray vision… nup, too much ugly… what super powers would you have then? maybe to fly, then I’d never need to get a license.

or perhaps boundless energy. though I can be tiresome as I am, despite lately feeling as though I have chronic fatigue syndrome. which until recently could have been described as an ongoing hangover syndrome to be railed against with enthusiasm and reckless abandon. but in light of my recent good health, shining halo and wholesome lifestyle is a little more mystifying. taken to blaming all the goddamn fresh air or perhaps it’s typhoid. my arm has not been the same since that injection.

anyway i did get bit by a spider yesterday, and it does look a little like spidy's wound but it's just the old fashioned unmodified un-super spider variety, which sucks...