This is what you get when you run around the supermarket looking for treats to make staying up working late into the night OK when all you really want to do is go to bed and rest those achey bones.
So you buy Trappist beer and caramelley stroopwaffels and weird spongey molasses ginger cake and pretzels. After drinking lots of beer and no sleep, pretzels are amusing. They really make you thirsty. Especially while cracking up at your love, muttering, "monkey eat sticks, mmm... monkey eat sticks..."
See also the pleasing similarity to the pile of sticks I have been making.