idle minds; the devils playground

it’s wrong I know. but born dancin’s Australian idle reminded me of my unhealthy crush on Andrew G...

see, WRONG.*

I have more. but hope to maintain some paltry level of respectability. crushwise at least. my other crushes all tend to be moody arty bastards, devastating smart ladies/trashy bitches and drunk, fucked musicians.

I tried to watch big brother uplate last night but when I turned the teev on, it wasn’t there. so unreliable! where are you when I need you BB?

it would help if I knew when it was programmed…


* many friends have pointed out his many many unappealing attributes. annie does a very good impression of his hugely charismatic stage presence and STILL the crush don't falter...

* cass has a crush on izzy from neighbours... but i'll forgive him cause he shows impeccable taste in RL** girlfriends and he hasn't seen her "band" and also because i just admitted to the G...

**RL real life

i have a real life internet crush on the lady who makes this magazine and she just invited me to be in it. woo hoo for me. woo hoo for real life + internet crossovers...