5/18/06

idle minds; the devils playground

it’s wrong I know. but born dancin’s Australian idle reminded me of my unhealthy crush on Andrew G...

see, WRONG.*

I have more. but hope to maintain some paltry level of respectability. crushwise at least. my other crushes all tend to be moody arty bastards, devastating smart ladies/trashy bitches and drunk, fucked musicians.

I tried to watch big brother uplate last night but when I turned the teev on, it wasn’t there. so unreliable! where are you when I need you BB?

it would help if I knew when it was programmed…


* many friends have pointed out his many many unappealing attributes. annie does a very good impression of his hugely charismatic stage presence and STILL the crush don't falter...

* cass has a crush on izzy from neighbours... but i'll forgive him cause he shows impeccable taste in RL** girlfriends and he hasn't seen her "band" and also because i just admitted to the G...

**RL real life

i have a real life internet crush on the lady who makes this magazine and she just invited me to be in it. woo hoo for me. woo hoo for real life + internet crossovers...

3 comments:

rhymes with pony said...

so many foot notes...
i want a pet. rabbit. or cat. or deer. youve seen my back yard, do you think it could work?
more magazines for melbourne? we are drowning, drowning; looks good tho.
next time you want to watch bb, give me a call and i will come around and slowly squeeze your head til it hurts, thus simulating the viewing experience (but more fun).
love ya c.u.n.t.
p.s. bowling is on - 2 weeks time.

hell said...

not melbourne magazine LONDON... NEWYORK...

a rabbit, a cat! a deer might get sad, though all would get sad without enough love and attention...

love cunt too. and will call if i ever falter on bb again... not a usual desire for me... was feeling decidedly BAD TV. see capitals...

all of canada said...

thanks for the dirty words we need them here.
as for your crush little lady, i am glad that i am going to be there next week to give you a thrashing.
i went to primary school with the said figure of desire and will proceed to detail his afterschool performances of ....whitney houston's the greatest love of all...and then beat any lingering ardor out of you!
ps i cant wait to see you