CAPRICORN happy birthday! goaty face.
you're probably going to get drunk, maybe come around to the festive thing abit late, but lets face it, you are always a little behind. maybe even fight with your friend, cry in the pub, then vomit on your boot after chatting up two! yes two! 22 year olds after avoiding family bbqs with THE most handsome boy in the world... or something.
this is the dawning of the age of capricorn. get over yourselves. NO! you are the most clever! and SPECIAL. and i didn't mean it when i said GET FUCKED
you are the best. much better than me. youranus will deliver a special present... DON"T OPEN IT!
chutney club waits for no man
your boyfriend is a drunk
i don't know you. are you flirting with me?
i know your busy right now but call me. i miss you.
you might suckface with the gurus twin brother... love interests? don't stand in the poo... yuck. too late.
you are so boring, drink more it might make you fun...NO? nice to try though.
oh you are SO PRETTY. and charming. NO don't blush. you know it. EVERYBODY is in love with you. YES YOU. pity we are so incompatible. but maybe we should get it on.
i love you you weirdo
but i love YOU more. much more.