this gives me a bit of a headache but...
it's simple. you dress and dance and act like a monkey. ready fools. saturday night.
i don't care how punishing new year was. it's my birthday. if you have monkey songs or movies to play, or monkey dances... two words. BRING IT.
and if, like some people you are a little shy of looking like an ugly monkey, come as a pretty one. or a banana. or a freakin peanut. get it.
for some inspiration here's some good chinese monkey magic. recorded in a hotel room in hongkong.