What did I talk about with my dad over coffee today?
c. rainbirds and termites
d. bio fuels
f. jay z & Justin Timberlake
g. all of the above
What happens every time I see my grandma?
a. she asks if a have a job yet
b. she asks if I am married yet
c. I am terrified every time I see another scar from having more sun spots burnt, cut, frozen off her pale white skin
d. all of the above
What can’t i see from here, where I sit?
a. 6 large bunches of bananas
b. a fire
c. 2 sheds sans roof from cyclone larry
d. a dead deadly snake
e. a cat eating an avocado
f. none, i see them all
How many snakes have I seen in the last ten days?
Which ones wasn’t I bitten or stung by in the last ten days?
angry coral snake
did I see Pauline Hanson on a wendy’s add?
... and finally, one that I still don’t know the answer to because I don’t watch the news...
Is this little piece of paradise still the only electorate in australia with a one nation mp, after yesterdays election?
I’d say probably...