quiz

What did I talk about with my dad over coffee today?

a. Lebanon

b. myspace

c. rainbirds and termites

d. bio fuels

e. moisturizer

f. jay z & Justin Timberlake

g. all of the above

What happens every time I see my grandma?

a. she asks if a have a job yet
b. she asks if I am married yet
c. I am terrified every time I see another scar from having more sun spots burnt, cut, frozen off her pale white skin
d. all of the above

What can’t i see from here, where I sit?

a. 6 large bunches of bananas
b. a fire
c. 2 sheds sans roof from cyclone larry
d. a dead deadly snake
e. a cat eating an avocado
f. none, i see them all

How many snakes have I seen in the last ten days?

a. 22
b. 2
c. 7
d. 13

Which ones wasn’t I bitten or stung by in the last ten days?

paralysis tick
leech
bull ant
green ant
crocodile
mystery spider
valentine
horse
mosqitos
fish
flying ants
stingray
angry coral snake

did I see Pauline Hanson on a wendy’s add?

... and finally, one that I still don’t know the answer to because I don’t watch the news...

Is this little piece of paradise still the only electorate in australia with a one nation mp, after yesterdays election?

I’d say probably...