jack o clubs

too many clubs?

we had soup club on the weekend... i made a huge pot of ham and barley soup. we ate it. it was GOOD.

jess and i may have started a new club. it'll be big. LET ME TELL YOU. The Hopeless Cunts Rockstar Brunch Club may just be our ticket to lunch.

i am a new member of bike gang. as the very thoughtful, clever and handsome simon has given me a new bike. WHICH I LOVE. so much i have ridden it all over town. EVEN up hills. if you know me you would know how reluctant i have been in the past to do ANY riding that is not just actually me being impatient because walking to the pub takes too long. it's not because of it's super amazing gears and lightweight frame and super suspension. nuh-uh. the melbourne has none of that. it's old, tall, slender, silver and strong. and it's called the melbourne HORST. simon also took the trouble to set me up with lights and locks and helmet as he knows my devil may care biking style and amazing ability to stack and scrape... he doesn't want to be held responsible if i die in a bike accident... YOU WHAT! YOU GAVE HER A BIKE? SIMON!!

Thanks Simon!

i had dinner with the family. not mine but still very lovely. i said goodbye to my most glamourous friend. miss andrea i miss you again already... i have quite a few glamourous friends. it pleases scruffy me alot that they will spend time with such riffraff... i also watched the soccer and lounged around abit. handsome soccer players.

on that thrilling note... i look at all these posts and wonder why anyone comes here.

let's ponder together....

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