11/30/04

dj's?

We are having a party this weekend. Annie goes & then I go. I just booked some decks. Now we just need some people to play. Wheres Ronan when you need him. Happy birthday by the way.

11/27/04

darren cup


darren cup
Originally uploaded by dell stewart.
azzle & dazzle eat yr heart out darren is in the house

lollipop ladies are bad.

more on this later

won won won

yes there's a new blog for the very specific purpose of documenting / contributing to my show.
www.hoodsinthewoods.blogspot.com
hellhouse

check it out for facinating and witty repartee on the amazing goings on at won won won.
and don't forget to comment, its meant to be an ART DIALOGUE. and the pictures'll most definitly make you feel all arty.

11/26/04

WELL WELL WELL

a drunk post about the dirty lamborgini's...?

all class

they pretty hot, and don't you just wish you could see the photos from my camera tonight....! i've worked it out, but you know that as soon as i know how to post pictures, there be no words, only pictures of me... whatevs....! so to continue, tonight,

dirtylambourgini
Originally uploaded by dell stewart.


(seems that time is nigh)

the panel of judges... can i just say BEST BAND in ages, & i have a new crush. all old conflicting crushes have previously been cashed in or are out of date. so should be no problem..
my crystal ball forsees many conflicting crushes, but for tonight thats it. full stop. crush.
BREAKING THE LAW are good too. old favourite band. got good pictures of them all. dingdongs got that pretty shiny stage thing going on...


breaking the law
Originally uploaded by dell stewart.




toilet tongue
Originally uploaded by dell stewart.



gon see the tranqs tomorrow night, tell ya all about it soon.. xxx dell...

11/24/04

tv ads are great

it was fleishy's birthday saturday night, we went to dinner at i carusi. nice pizzas. nice lady.

just saw the tongue ad, aaaawww...little rachy... still here with us.. im watching the oc. only cause im sick. a bag of fun fun fun. better believe it.




11/23/04

AAZLE & DAZZLE

our new names just in.

no more
fanny & daphne
dizzee & axl
aaron & darren though i still drink from that kind cup.

its azzle & dazzle

sorry annie, its out. over & out.

NEWS BREAK

I just saw an add on gooooogle that said "technical superiority, easy as dell *TM"

News gets about.

I am planning an exhibition for before I leave, maybe from December 10. At home.

Annie's going – so its open slather to do as I will, though I surely will miss her. Shes camping with Kade for the week so I get a test run on the quiet life and it seems to be working thus far, I'm working harder than I have in months.

Not to implicate her in my own personal lack of motivation... ITS ALL MINE... I might blame John Howard.

so this's a invitation to submit by snailmail to those in the know, i want stories and letters & drawings & if that's too hard there'll be a new blog especially for the art show. cause i'm hooked. (finally found my ticket to nerdy behavior with BLOGS) it goes til the end of the year and i want contributions. real and internerd.
so yes that means you macEwans. and you too rachael. & the rest.

i'll post the link when i set it up sometime soon. i want stories and shit. I WANT I WANT I WANT... whats new?

BACK IN BLACK

Aha MacEwan, tis true, tis true, just cause it matches my badass snakey personality much much better.

what you say?

HELLS BELLS

SHAZAM!

hahaha

whats the hardest thing about rollerblading?
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telling your parents your GAY

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

11/21/04

The fridge chronicles

Some of you may know the tail, no tale of the fridge. annie & I were left fridgeless for 2mths after dan: he of many appliances (tv) (dvd) (fridge) moved out… but we were alright, livin on love alone.

we did fine, it was winter… but we needed one sometime and neither of us wanted to a) pay for it b) move a big fridge c) do anything really.

so when shane said he had one we could have, we were HAPPY. And he has a trailer… so we were getting a fridge, and he could bring it over, or something. well not so easy, maybe a week later annie roped in ed, an innocent customer at work, to deliver our fridge sunday morning. i was meant to help but went out saturday night and was totally unconscius at the time...

anyway, they got it... it was ugly... annie scratched off the ugly stickers and painted it black. we left it in the middle of the kitchen floor for a long time then we plugged it in. it shorted out, and everything in the house tuned off. fixed the fuse then tried again, same... so fridge no work. tried many times.

we put stuff in it for awhile, nice to get it off the bench. til we realised it was the nasty rotting cupboard of doom. everything went bad, in no time at all. i cleaned it out and left it for awhile, then one day put half a pumpkin in there.

2 days later i opened it and the pumpkin had grown a serious beard. white and long. i of course said gross and shut the door without doing anything. forgot about it. then my friend marcus came over and was looking in the fridge for some milk. i got in too late and he saw it. an empty fridge with a rotting pumpkin in it. and we seem like such nice ladies! well we're not..

i had a look at it and the beard had grown down through the shelves, quite distinguished really. yeah we need a real fridge.

2 days later marcus calls and says theres a fridge on napier st with a sign sayin it goes, just a bit noisy. if you want it.

do we want it?? yeah! so i go and have a look. looks alright. barfridge. small, portable, free... i run to the pub, get annie, kade borrows a trolley from the flower shop and annie & i run down the road to pick it up. she wheels me for awhile and i wheel her for awhile. then we wheel it home and sit it in the middle of the kitchen again.

we dont turn it on though, til kade comes over the next day and insists. annie refuses to paint it or anything. fuck that. kade turns it on. it goes! YAY! we are happy. bit noisy and vibrates the floor. but it goes! dreams of icecream and lemonade. and beer.

woo hoo. so we put the rotting cupboard out in the back alley. leaving the bearded pumpkin as is on the shelf. now this is where we get to NOW, and why this is still relevant. it's two months since we put it there. the fridge is still there. the pumpkin is still there. only smaller and blacker. and our fridge has been tagged. numerous times. it started with us. writing 'no work no mo' (simon) just in case anyone got the foolish idea to pick up a fridge off the street & think it might go. duh!

but its kind of cool. got graf allover. and this week someone wrote 'kold lover' on it in big pink marker. makin me happy. we check it everytime we go out the back door. still there. still got pumpkin inside, though not so safe to open it anymore, never know what you might catch. though couldn't be any worse than what a girl might catch floor dancing at ding dong. ahh the trials.

11/20/04

listen to your friend billy zane: Where are they now 2 -vanilla ice

listen to your friend billy zane: Where are they now 2 -vanilla ice

Dancing fool

Ok its 4 o clock and I’ve just got home from a night out dancing with Angie.

ANGIE.....ANGIE, you’re beautiful.

I digress, always was a fool for the rolling stones, still am, just ask the people who saw me on the floor tonight. I have glass splinters in the knees of my jeans form a little too much floor work, and no doubt my legs’ll be sore tomorrow. Well I’m damn sure I deserve it.

11/19/04

What i saw today, by dell.

It’s a cold sunny day and I’m at the gallery, for six hours.

I see four paramedics drive by. A mate visits to say hello. We give commentary as a young couple stop just outside the window to kiss and grope each other. They leave grease marks on the window, totally oblivious to us only a metre away. Kinda sweet, yet kinda gross. I witness a drug deal and think again of the four paramedics.

I have borrowed a friend’s digital camera and I take pictures of everything I can find in here. Of course I forget to take it out onto the street with me on my lunch break.

On smith street I see the most beautiful red ladies bicycle, a soft white seat. When I walk past again I see the most beautiful girl hopping on it. & she matches her bike. She is small and doll like, with a longish bowl cut and short fringe. She wears a white helmet, a red cardigan and short jeans similar to mine. ‘Their not your jeans’… I wish I had the camera.

It’s been the slowest day here. I also saw a fire engine.

Outside a woman and man share swigs from a bottle in a brown paper bag. She vomits on the footpath, then puts her finger down her throat to vomit again. Washing it down with another swig.

I see four kids from my classes at Fitzroy primary school, most going up to the milkbar to buy lollies. I go up to the milk bar to get a toasted cheese and tomato sandwich.

A woman and little girl walk by in beautiful matching tourquoise and pink rain hoody’s. They have amazing, black beautiful skin. It makes me glad we have a big window.

A man walks by with cropped hair, thick glasses, the biggest stomach, too big even for him, wearing short track pants and sandals with socks.
Lots of people look in the window. Not many come in.

A couple yell at one another and another fire engine passes. I hear the sound of another paramedic.

Only half an hour left, but now it’s pouring, freezing cold rain and I have to get into the city to give back this camera… wet wet wet.

No spray tan, never fear fans, it was just a funny joke. Ha.

11/18/04

sunshine & ...

It was a beautiful day in sunny Melbourne town, hot hot hot & i wandered the streets with a big smile on my face. Not for any good reason, I have bad hayfever, sore eyes and tired too so definitely not looking pretty. But fuck it. Baby i don't care.

11/15/04

So when I talk about leaving I mean it. I'm going on the 10th of january... Home to the farm then off to Berlin via Hong Kong/Macau. If you still there I'll visit... otherwise... see you in Berlin!

Annie and I are havin a party. This time for real... on the 4th of december. 1st weekend in summer, last weekend 'fore Annie goes. Then it's just lil ol me...

what happened last week or aaahhh nothing....

i was a model for andrea, with annie and gab and amanda and ....we looked great. the lovely lady has finished school and made some alright stuff. nah.. its fucken great. you should see my big beads. no one ever thought beads that big would look so good... cept ange. duh!

then i made stuff for film (IRINAS), developed a crush on some boy (boring) whatever ....then went out with justin (very cute) then went out with kate ( even cuter) and we ran into justin.... again.... aaahhhh. dunno.... look forward to next week. maybe nothing'll happpen. good. night. nothin's changed... xxx

a huh

Yep... I have been mostly good. It's too late to tell. I have been awake since six this morning, working on a film shoot. Art director. Was good. Yesterday and today, but good people and .... fun. tonight i went out for ladies night with Emma and Kevina and Billie. Oreo and Playa's. whatever. see ya later.

11/13/04

four-day bender

OK. 1st story is about the AFI awards last week. The southern ladies animation group (SLAG) film "It's like that" was nominated in the best short animation category. SO we dressed up and went along. (not quite all 13 of us) walked the red carpet, sat through the blah di blah, didn't win an award and went to the after party. with lots of famous people. kate and i were playing the "i just saw 'insert famous persons name here' game", but it got boring quickly, cause there were lots of them. many obscure tv people & Bill Hunter VINCE COLOSIMO! (rachael). now that its all over i hardly even remember who we saw but... thats not the point now is it..
I made my outfit, which was a funny little von trapp family short suit. A brown silk bolero jacket (lined with green striped silk) with matching hotpants, a pale green shot-silk strapless top and my casino boots.... yay! Cate Blanchett had the best dress, Naomi Watts was the most movie star glamourous, but I was the only person there wearing shorts, so there...
The party was at the NGV and then we went to cookie, where we danced til the wee hours then went to the Lounge.. yep the lounge.. I caught the tram home at 8 in the morning, had only 2 hrs sleep and it was the start of a 4 day bender with only 3 more hours sleep, count em: three. I blame it on good weather (lovely and hot) Emma Gallagher (the whiskey), the robroy's last hurrah, coke & then the melbourne cup... I picked the winner! YAY. Though I did have an early night for the next few nights after that... I was in no state to go to don's party... That's for sure, but probly in no state to do any of it. hah!

11/10/04

welcome dellie to the land of blog bog

Why? Well everyone else has one and I WANT ONE TOO (yes daddy and i want it now) even though it's a bit gay. (Ronan!)